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A year later, I get a call from Alex, asking if he can travel cross-country to visit me, stay in my house, and meet my parents. " -Amanda, 23"I was using the same opening line on Bumble for every guy—' You can only listen to one song for the rest of your life. '—when one of them (we'll call him Alan) replied, ' Does that line actually work for you?

' Then another replied, ' What Alan said.' Apparently, they were friends who happened to be together when I messaged them both the same thing!

And, for us, the best parts about the narrative aren't necessarily the plot twists — they're more about Joos' positive attitude and humor with which she approaches the sometimes taboo world of online dating (and pretty much everything else). The date passed and neither of them fully committed.

That said, here it is: Natalie met "Mark" on an online dating site. Natalie saw that Mark's profile listed "The Hamptons" as one of his favorite spots in the .

Dating apps: Can't live with them, can't live without them.

But seriously, sometimes things go so wrong—like endless date with a cringe-worthy guy wrong—that you can't help but wonder why you're on the app in the first place.

'Man oh man have I seen some awkward f***ing first dates on Valentine's Day,' he wrote.

'I'll never forget my first Valentine's Day with my girlfriend, now wife.

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I went into the bathroom, called my roommate, and had her come get me.So the next time you go on a seriously awful date you'll know that you're not alone.We're right here with you."I went on a four-hour (FOUR-HOUR) Tinder date with a match who proceeded to walk me through the intricacies of Excel. Hours." -Jo, 22"I met a guy on Tinder and drove to a different state just to meet up with him.And then when I kicked him out, he asked me for my Wi-Fi password so he could get an Uber." -Michelle, 24"I matched with a guy on Bumble, and we arranged to meet at a Mexican restaurant. I see him waiting outside and attempt to quicken my pace (no one wants to awkwardly make eye contact for an entire block)—all the while trying to strut my stuff, of course.

I went into the bathroom, called my roommate, and had her come get me.So the next time you go on a seriously awful date you'll know that you're not alone.We're right here with you."I went on a four-hour (FOUR-HOUR) Tinder date with a match who proceeded to walk me through the intricacies of Excel. Hours." -Jo, 22"I met a guy on Tinder and drove to a different state just to meet up with him.And then when I kicked him out, he asked me for my Wi-Fi password so he could get an Uber." -Michelle, 24"I matched with a guy on Bumble, and we arranged to meet at a Mexican restaurant. I see him waiting outside and attempt to quicken my pace (no one wants to awkwardly make eye contact for an entire block)—all the while trying to strut my stuff, of course. She had plans to go to the #R29Beach House for the weekend.